27 Januar 2007

oh...hey

So, um. Not much going on. Here are some pictures from Kreuzberg, which is the next, uh, "borough" over from mine (Schöneberg):

The top of the Kreuzberg (berg=mountain, hill). I imagine the borough was named after it, or something...oh, yup, I was right. Uh, oops, here you go.

The view from the top, of the TV tower.

From the other side, apparently an old brewery.

Straight down from the monument. When it's not winter, that's a stream/waterfall.

The other way around.

And finally, here's that sign I told you about that cracked me up so much:


I'm pretty sure, upon seeing the original again, that my MS Paint rendition is better. Because upon closer inspection, that doesn't look so much like a table as an umbilical cord with which two grown men are playing tug-of-war, you know? Though maybe that's supposed to be symbolic of the kind of things you can work through in therapy there.

22 Januar 2007

even camels die

Today in one of my tenth-grade classes, the students were presenting some "anti-ad" posters they'd made after studying the same sort of thing by groups like Adbusters. I wished again that I'd had a camera along, in order to capture some of their artwork. Probably the best was a spoof on The Axe Effect: in the commercials, a guy sprays on Axe and is immediately swarmed by beautiful women who can't keep their hands off him. So one group of students took this photograph of two guys sitting on a bench in a subway station. One, who appears to be flamboyantly gay, is leaning in eagerly towards the other, who is assumedly wearing the spray and looking horrified at the prospect of his Axe Effect gone all wrong.

The beauty of most of the anti-ads was in the slogans, though. One group's contribution showed before and after sketches of a stylish young man smoking a cigarette; the "after" picture was identical to the "before" except that one of the man's legs was missing below the knee. In the middle of the poster the students had glued a package of Marlboros, the usual Surgeon General's warning replaced with, "If you want to lose your legs, go to the pack of cigarettes." An interesting and effective take on the anti-smoking campaign: don't smoke or your legs will fall off.

Five or six other anti-ads were meant to make McDonald's out to be the evilest corporation on the planet. (Fat kids stealing skinny kids' hamburgers; a thin and beautiful woman going into a McDonald's franchise and coming out fat and ugly.)

My favorite, though, was another anti-smoking ad, a spoof on this Camel image:

In the students' anti-ad, Joe Camel's eyes are x's and his tongue is hanging out. Instead of a cigarette package, his head is popping out of a gravestone with R.I.P. in place of CAMEL FILTERS, and the grass below it is littered with stubbed-out cigarette butts. The best part, though, was the slogan emblazoned across the top of the poster:

SMOKING: Even Camels Die.

Not bad, really, especially for tenth graders. I don't know if I could do any better if asked to come up with a catchy slogan in German. It just struck me funny, and cute. One of the other students in the class remarked that it sort of sounds like camels are otherwise impossible to kill, but, you know, give 'em a package of cigarettes and they'll smoke themselves right into the ground.

18 Januar 2007

the old man is snoring

Henrike and I have been looking out the window whining for the past 15 minutes or so, because we both are supposed to be going out tonight (she to a concert, me to a play), but it's coming down in buckets and we're not sure we can bring ourselves to go out and get wet. Times like this are some of the few when I almost miss having a car and driving places...but you know that then I'd just be cranky about getting rained on between the parking lot and the auditorium, instead of the U-bahn station and the auditorium.

School was actually let out early today because there's supposed to be a huge storm coming. So far it's just raining (a LOT), but yesterday on the news there was something about a hurricane--I'm pretty sure they named it Kyrill--in the North Sea, so maybe it will get crazier. (I didn't know they had hurricanes in Europe.) See, the purple is coming for us:

16 Januar 2007

you can stop holding your breath now

I fixed our Internet because I got skills, and--at long last--I've uploaded my many new photos from Copenhagen. You can see them in my Flickr account by clicking on the conveniently-located badge to the right. (Also, if you go look at M. Horning's photos--by way of the link to her blog, down there a ways--you can see the crazy Aussie we met at the hostel.)

Our first day in Copenhagen, we arrived on the bus from the airport sometime after 10:00 am and went to drop our stuff off at the hostel before heading out to explore in spite of the dreary, often rainy weather.

Copenhagen is full of castles, because the Danes love their royalty, and we even managed to stumble upon a royal procession leaving the Christianborg Palace. (Mary has a pic of that too; mine was too blurry.) At the Amalienborg Palace, where the royals actually live, we watched the guards in their furry hats march back and forth on the sidewalk and got in the marching path of one while [not at all] surreptitiously trying to take his picture:

How does one get to be a Danish Royal Guard, I wonder? And just think how many pictures of him there are out there, in people's travel photo albums all over the world, though no one would probably recognize his face. I wanted to introduce myself and tell him I had a Danish Royal Guard in my family, there's even a picture of him in the same furry hat hanging on the wall at my parents' house, but then he was shooing us off the sidewalk where he needed to march, so we ran away giggling instead.

Copenhagen is also full of statues. In the yard of the Marmorkirche (Marble Church, which is what they call it, though it's actually named after someone whose name I've forgotten) are a whole bunch of them just standing around, as the Danes apparently ran out of room for them elsewhere:

And then there is, of course, the renowned Little Mermaid. We had a heck of a time getting out to the rock she sits on, because this big fortress surrounded by a moat got in our way, and Mary almost died when a gust of wind caught her umbrella while we were standing upon some very steep ramparts, but I managed to get a blurry picture of the forlorn creature after all:

Mary, as a soon-to-be-famous writer and illustrator of children's books, was on a sort of H. C. Andersen pilgrimage in Copenhagen. We even managed to find the attic room he once rented, preserved the way it might have looked when he lived and wrote there (at about 22 years old), in the middle of this department store, which apparently used to be a hotel:

Our second day in the city we had very welcome sunny weather, and we went to explore the free city of Christiania, which looks something like a cross between a community garden project and some kind of gypsy camp, right in the middle of Copenhagen. If you go look at Mary's photos, you'll see the forbidden one she took of a cafe on the main street--the aptly named Pusher Street--which got her a scolding from a guy nearby who said that they don't allow photography on the main street "because people are selling illegal stuff here". This is why they've declared themselves a free city. I only got a picture of street sign, but I should have taken more, cause the place is indescribable:

We went to the National Gallery, where we saw some stunning statues (I think they're my favorite form of art to look at), some confusing modern and abstract stuff, and this room full of pretty much everything else, which has to be the most overwhelming I've ever encountered in any museum anywhere:

The next morning we took a bus to the ferry back to Germany. The only experience with ferries I've had is on the one that goes to Mackinac Island in northern Michigan, and this one, to say the least, rather exceeded my expectations. On board were multiple restaurants, a duty-free shop that opened once we reached international waters, and lots of tables and seating areas on two decks, not to mention the room underneath for cars and stuff. Here's Mary at the window, musing over the grey Baltic horizon and looking "like a world traveler":

We landed in Rostock, which is also a much bigger city than I expected it to be, so didn't have time to explore at all cause it took quite a while to make our way to the train station, where we got on the train for Wismar. James met us at the station there and we went to Andy's for dinner before going to a birthday party for Cony, of which I have no pictures.

I wasn't ready to come back to Berlin this time around, like I usually am after vacation. Having a hard time getting back into it. First day back, I was at school from 8 am to 5 pm, helping one of the English teachers grade essays. It was crazy, like having a real job or something.

Next vacation is a week at the beginning of February. No plans so far...don't know if my bank account will withstand more travel just yet.

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10 Januar 2007

15 seconds of fame

Yesterday I was interviewed for German MTV. I was hanging around in front of the Reichstag to see if I could catch the Calvin interim group after their tour, cause they're in town this week. (I didn't see them.) This guy with a microphone came running up, three guys and a camera behind him, and started asking questions. I told him about the Calvin group, how I live in Berlin now, blah blah--all in German. Then he asked me my favorite song, a question which I can never answer properly, even without the added strain of trying not to make too many grammatical mistakes on TV. Every song title I ever knew immediately vanished from my head, but he wouldn't believe that I don't have a favorite song, so finally I blurted out something by Coldplay. I have no idea where that came from; they're definitely not my favorite. But most of the stuff I listen to would never be on MTV. Later I wished I'd said my favorite song was "99 Luftballoons", but of course you never think of the clever answers on the spot. (Or maybe you're one of those people who actually does, and if that's the case, then I kind of hate you, but also want to be you.) Oh well. I don't have a TV anyway.

Internet's broken at home, but when we get it running again I'll post pics from Copenhagen.

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02 Januar 2007

gute rutsch!

New Year's Eve in Berlin was a great success. Mary and I and some folks from Wismar made dinner at my apartment, then went to a party in Friedrichshain and met some Spanish girls, and a guy from Italy, and a bunch of Dutchmen. At midnight we were on a bridge over the S-bahn tracks. There was no counting down or glittery ball dropping, but we knew it was the new year when all the minor explosions going on around us reached a peak. You can only really buy fireworks in Germany around Dec. 31, so everybody kind of goes nuts. I tried to take some pictures, but they don't even come close to conveying the wonderful chaos that was New Year's in Berlin. In this one you can almost kind of see a girl apparently ducking to avoid a flying firecracker, which is what you spend a lot of time doing if you're on the streets that night:

And here's one of the Dutch guys up on the wall, with what is sort of recognizable as fireworks behind him:

Sometime after 3:00 am the five of us (me, Mary, James, Cony, and Claudia) made it back to my apartment and crashed in my bedroom, and then we got up and made breakfast sometime around 1:00 pm the next day. It was a good time.

Happy 2007, everybody.

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